Liam: Happy national condom day, stay safe!
Liam: "Did you find out the square root of 69 yet?" No, sorry
Liam: Niall's bum is like a time bomb!
Liam: Now im going to regret this all tomorrow when it's all on youtube and im being weird
Liam: Who has a phobia of spoons and is not weird?
Liam: Once again, silly string is the way to the Tommo's heart
Liam: I'd really love to shave my head, but i have a weird head shape
Liam: Sorry Harry, the weddings off, we didn't have anything special
Liam: Moves like Liam
Liam: I want James' dog from BTR, I want to steal his dog
Liam: Better get my charger cause im on reserve battery power and that's an awkward moment in itself
Liam: OH OH this is the bit, the winking bit.
Liam: Do you know what means latigable, I can't even say it
Liam: Like Liam Payne the fourth
Liam: Once again, i'll show you my magical shorts
Liam: I'll poke you until you buy our album
Liam: I didn't even know i was getting one and then he took the needle out and i was like WHAT?!
Liam: Okay, okay everybody is being rude about poking, you knew what i meant
Liam: Shout out to tumblr girls
Liam: Hey guys kermit the frog here, i'm on Liam's twitcam I say hi!
Liam: If you don't love p!nk, get out of town!
Liam: Niall Horan from mullingar and I love hamburgers and jelly beans
Liam: (about Harry) He's just really slow
Liam: Here's a fun fact, the guy that put the needle in my bum today, is the doctor from the justin bieber movie! how bout that?
Liam: I might order myself an apple juice
Liam: Guess who picks up two balls and throws it down the other lanes, yep you guessed it Louis Tomlinson.
Liam: And me and Zayn were just striking away, not streaking
Liam: "someones behind you" gosh you actually scared me there!
Liam: I am so excited to do the KCA's- THERE'S NOT A GHOST
Liam: Everyones trying to scare me now it's not gonna work, nooo
Liam: I'm really hungry? is anyone else hungry? maybe Niall...
Liam: What's 'catdaddy' ?
Liam: Naughty people in the corner, over here
Liam: Niam is definitely real
Liam: My speakers making weird Niall noises, like noises Niall would make from his bottom.
Liam: Hey my cookies are here!
Liam: Cookies milk
Liam: Hahahahahahahahhaha the cookie man
Liam: Does anyone do a little dance when they're eating something they really enjoy?
Liam: You guys have to go to sleep...after my cookies
Liam: Yes the cookie man was looking very sharp, very dapper, on trend
Liam: It's like late night love with Liam
Liam: I'll wave to everybody, like at the end of a show, goodbye everybody!
DEAR LORD HARREH HAHAHAHAHAHA
HARREH, WHAT IS THIS.
THE WAY HE ARCHES HIS BACK, THROWS HIS HEAD BACK AND STICKS HIS ASS OUT. IF I DIDN’T KNOW ANY BETTER, I’D SAY THAT’S WHAT HE DOES WHEN HE GETS IT ON WITH LOUIS.